Post by ~Kati~ on May 12, 2006 12:07:19 GMT -5
i thought this might make a cute ice-breaker! lol
You know you're a Grobanite when...
You greet people with "Mroof!"
You accidentally greet a non-Grobie this way and are responded with rolled eyes or a strange look and you mutter under your breath "uncultured punk".
You give "Grobie hugs" in excess.
You insist that "coinky-dink" is a real word.
You hear another version of "You Raise Me Up" and the first thing that comes into your head is "You are SO not Josh. What the heck are you doing singing his song??"
You know what "popera" is, whether you like it or not.
You meet people who were born in 1985 and you tell them "You're Chris' age!" and the person asks you if Chris is your brother.
You proceed to tell said person everything there is to know about Josh, because you assume that if he or she doesn't know about Chris, then he or she isn't going to know about Josh, either.
You then proceed to hand him or her a CD of Josh's in hopes of converting said person to Grobanism.
You've converted hundreds this way.
Your mission in life is to spread the Josh.
You hold llamas in the highest regard...even higher than your own pet.
You hoard pixy sticks like they're no longer in distribution--and devour them like there's no tomorrow.
You've tried to learn to play the piano or some other instrument in six months in order to try to get into Interlochen.
You've tried to learn to sing in order to try to get into Interlochen--this could be after or instead of trying to play an instrument.
You can't say "adorable" anymore. It's "adorkable".
You've done everything within your power to wear glasses like Josh--despite your 20/20 vision.
You have glasses like Josh's. Same frame and everything. Thank God your eyes suck!
You try to enroll in Italian, Spanish and French classes in school when you're normally only allowed to learn one at a time.
You want to kill Usher and/or every Junior High girl who voted for him at the People's Choice Awards.
You liked Linkin Park before you even knew Josh existed and are filled with pride at this fact.
You spend half of your time on eBay looking for all the Limited Edition stuff that you can't find in stores.
You look like January Jones and people say you should stalk Josh and pose as her. You believe them.
You wear a pinstriped blazer over a tshirt with jeans and converse shoes, as to be in Josh style.
Anytime you see a celebrity (on tv) that was ever photographed with Josh you have to tell who ever is with you that Josh knows them.
You have redsigned a board game to be more Joshly (ie, Joshopoly)and force other people (non-grobies) to play this game with you.
You have a Josh "shrine" somewhere in your house.
You have been threatened to lose your job because of Josh.
You get excited because you are a pisces, and a singer, just like Josh!
You go into dreamy fits when you hear "Mi Morena" cuz you are "morena".
You get excited because you grew up on the cd "Graceland".
Your favorite Elton John song is "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word".
You type OMJ by accident.
You spend too much time on the JG board.
You're in FOJG.
You own a black turtle neck and smile when you put it on.
You curl your hair for fun.
You always blink at a tall guy with brown curly hair to make sure he's not Josh.
Whenever you're in the same city as him, you run throughout the streets yelling his name in hopes he will hear you and come find you!
Everytime you hear the name "Josh" you look everywhere trying to look for Josh Groban.
When someone says "Josh" you answer "Where?!?"
You seem to always find a way to include Josh in your conversations.
Over 10 gig of your computer's hard drive contains Josh media, movies, and photos.
Whenever someone asks you what you're listening to, you just say "Josh" and they roll their eyes.
You desperately try to convert your close friends to grobanite-hood.
You make up Josh related words like "grobanite-hood".
You spend hundreds of dollars to amass all the versions of Josh's cds, dvds, posters, and other Josh-fan-alia (see above).
You dream of Josh.
When people say January, you think of Jones.
You know all the words to all Josh's songs, including foreign languages you don't speak.
You know the translations to all of Josh's songs, including foreign languages you don't speak.
You know when and where Josh was born, his childhood dreams, career milestones, tour dates, and other useless info, and understand every Grobie inside joke ever.
When a form asks for your occupation, you are tempted to put "Grobanite."
Thud is one of the most common verbs in your vocabulary.
When someone says the name "Josh" you think Josh Groban and get a craving for his music.
You use Josh quotes in everyday life, such as "You're gonna learn somethin', boy", and laugh hysterically while everyone around you stares suspiciously.
You get excited when you hear Josh on the radio, despite the fact that you listen to his CDs every single day.
You all of a sudden have a great urge to take up drawing again to draw pictures of Josh, because he's so gorgeous.
You know all the words to Josh's songs and even the words to the words to the extras on his concert DVDs.
Despite having all of Josh's albums, you go to visit them just to see where they are when you're in the music store for a Josh fix, but also wonder why they aren't all sold out already.
One of Josh Groban's song is destined to be your wedding song.
Or better yet, you dream of marrying Josh so he can sing that song to you on your wedding day.
You say "You will be raised up" by Josh's music when you hand out CDs to people you want to convert to "grobanite-hood."
You devour Cheerios like there's no tomorrow because Josh likes them.
After days and days of raining and the sun finally comes out, you go up to your non-Grobie friends and ask them "Hey, remember when it rained?" and you walk away laughing because they were waiting for you to talk about when it rained!
You convince yourself you're going to meet Josh and marry him even tho he's in France and you're 8 years younger than he is.
You yearn for Josh and his music during the school day and can't focus on work.
Your friends tell you that you need counseling for your obsession with Josh.
You tell your parents that you have a big fat crush on Josh. And llamas are awesome. Thud. And he says...what Josh thing do you want NOW?!
You've talked to a guy who looked like Josh for a long time just because he reminded you of him
You think of Grobania as an actual place that should be made to encompass the earth.
Your computer crashed because you had too much Josh in one folder.
Your friends walk away when you mention Josh's name (like hearing you talk about a bad crush or something).
Your "Josh pics" folder on your computer is WAY bigger than your "University work" folder.
You think any song would be sung better by Josh
You've had a little Q&A session to learn weird things about your friends and when you start asking questions about celebrities/singers they don't even bother asking you who your answers would be.
If at any point in time at any place you happen to hear even two seconds of one of Josh's songs you immediately start squealing and exclaiming, "THAT'S JOSH!!"
You're positively thrilled simply because your birthday is the day before Josh and Chris' and you're only six years younger than Josh which is completely reasonable for marriage.
You haven't not listened to at least 1 song from Josh per day for the last three months.
You read and/or write fanfiction whether you actually use Josh's personality or not is regardless as long as it contains his name and looks.
You know you're a Grobanite when...
You greet people with "Mroof!"
You accidentally greet a non-Grobie this way and are responded with rolled eyes or a strange look and you mutter under your breath "uncultured punk".
You give "Grobie hugs" in excess.
You insist that "coinky-dink" is a real word.
You hear another version of "You Raise Me Up" and the first thing that comes into your head is "You are SO not Josh. What the heck are you doing singing his song??"
You know what "popera" is, whether you like it or not.
You meet people who were born in 1985 and you tell them "You're Chris' age!" and the person asks you if Chris is your brother.
You proceed to tell said person everything there is to know about Josh, because you assume that if he or she doesn't know about Chris, then he or she isn't going to know about Josh, either.
You then proceed to hand him or her a CD of Josh's in hopes of converting said person to Grobanism.
You've converted hundreds this way.
Your mission in life is to spread the Josh.
You hold llamas in the highest regard...even higher than your own pet.
You hoard pixy sticks like they're no longer in distribution--and devour them like there's no tomorrow.
You've tried to learn to play the piano or some other instrument in six months in order to try to get into Interlochen.
You've tried to learn to sing in order to try to get into Interlochen--this could be after or instead of trying to play an instrument.
You can't say "adorable" anymore. It's "adorkable".
You've done everything within your power to wear glasses like Josh--despite your 20/20 vision.
You have glasses like Josh's. Same frame and everything. Thank God your eyes suck!
You try to enroll in Italian, Spanish and French classes in school when you're normally only allowed to learn one at a time.
You want to kill Usher and/or every Junior High girl who voted for him at the People's Choice Awards.
You liked Linkin Park before you even knew Josh existed and are filled with pride at this fact.
You spend half of your time on eBay looking for all the Limited Edition stuff that you can't find in stores.
You look like January Jones and people say you should stalk Josh and pose as her. You believe them.
You wear a pinstriped blazer over a tshirt with jeans and converse shoes, as to be in Josh style.
Anytime you see a celebrity (on tv) that was ever photographed with Josh you have to tell who ever is with you that Josh knows them.
You have redsigned a board game to be more Joshly (ie, Joshopoly)and force other people (non-grobies) to play this game with you.
You have a Josh "shrine" somewhere in your house.
You have been threatened to lose your job because of Josh.
You get excited because you are a pisces, and a singer, just like Josh!
You go into dreamy fits when you hear "Mi Morena" cuz you are "morena".
You get excited because you grew up on the cd "Graceland".
Your favorite Elton John song is "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word".
You type OMJ by accident.
You spend too much time on the JG board.
You're in FOJG.
You own a black turtle neck and smile when you put it on.
You curl your hair for fun.
You always blink at a tall guy with brown curly hair to make sure he's not Josh.
Whenever you're in the same city as him, you run throughout the streets yelling his name in hopes he will hear you and come find you!
Everytime you hear the name "Josh" you look everywhere trying to look for Josh Groban.
When someone says "Josh" you answer "Where?!?"
You seem to always find a way to include Josh in your conversations.
Over 10 gig of your computer's hard drive contains Josh media, movies, and photos.
Whenever someone asks you what you're listening to, you just say "Josh" and they roll their eyes.
You desperately try to convert your close friends to grobanite-hood.
You make up Josh related words like "grobanite-hood".
You spend hundreds of dollars to amass all the versions of Josh's cds, dvds, posters, and other Josh-fan-alia (see above).
You dream of Josh.
When people say January, you think of Jones.
You know all the words to all Josh's songs, including foreign languages you don't speak.
You know the translations to all of Josh's songs, including foreign languages you don't speak.
You know when and where Josh was born, his childhood dreams, career milestones, tour dates, and other useless info, and understand every Grobie inside joke ever.
When a form asks for your occupation, you are tempted to put "Grobanite."
Thud is one of the most common verbs in your vocabulary.
When someone says the name "Josh" you think Josh Groban and get a craving for his music.
You use Josh quotes in everyday life, such as "You're gonna learn somethin', boy", and laugh hysterically while everyone around you stares suspiciously.
You get excited when you hear Josh on the radio, despite the fact that you listen to his CDs every single day.
You all of a sudden have a great urge to take up drawing again to draw pictures of Josh, because he's so gorgeous.
You know all the words to Josh's songs and even the words to the words to the extras on his concert DVDs.
Despite having all of Josh's albums, you go to visit them just to see where they are when you're in the music store for a Josh fix, but also wonder why they aren't all sold out already.
One of Josh Groban's song is destined to be your wedding song.
Or better yet, you dream of marrying Josh so he can sing that song to you on your wedding day.
You say "You will be raised up" by Josh's music when you hand out CDs to people you want to convert to "grobanite-hood."
You devour Cheerios like there's no tomorrow because Josh likes them.
After days and days of raining and the sun finally comes out, you go up to your non-Grobie friends and ask them "Hey, remember when it rained?" and you walk away laughing because they were waiting for you to talk about when it rained!
You convince yourself you're going to meet Josh and marry him even tho he's in France and you're 8 years younger than he is.
You yearn for Josh and his music during the school day and can't focus on work.
Your friends tell you that you need counseling for your obsession with Josh.
You tell your parents that you have a big fat crush on Josh. And llamas are awesome. Thud. And he says...what Josh thing do you want NOW?!
You've talked to a guy who looked like Josh for a long time just because he reminded you of him
You think of Grobania as an actual place that should be made to encompass the earth.
Your computer crashed because you had too much Josh in one folder.
Your friends walk away when you mention Josh's name (like hearing you talk about a bad crush or something).
Your "Josh pics" folder on your computer is WAY bigger than your "University work" folder.
You think any song would be sung better by Josh
You've had a little Q&A session to learn weird things about your friends and when you start asking questions about celebrities/singers they don't even bother asking you who your answers would be.
If at any point in time at any place you happen to hear even two seconds of one of Josh's songs you immediately start squealing and exclaiming, "THAT'S JOSH!!"
You're positively thrilled simply because your birthday is the day before Josh and Chris' and you're only six years younger than Josh which is completely reasonable for marriage.
You haven't not listened to at least 1 song from Josh per day for the last three months.
You read and/or write fanfiction whether you actually use Josh's personality or not is regardless as long as it contains his name and looks.
