Post by ~Kati~ on May 16, 2006 0:09:37 GMT -5
i thought this was cute! feel free to copy and paste yur own remarks, if u want! lol
15 Steps for the Obsessed Grobanite
1. Limit yourself to playing each CD twice in a row. (they didn't say i couldn't keep switching them! bwahahahaha )
2. Get seats in the back of the concert hall so you're so far away th at Josh is just a dot. That way, you don't feel you are so close but so far as you would if you could actually tell it was him. (haven't been to one yet! *cries*)
3. Play crappy music over and over until Oceano stops repeating in your head 24/7. (ha! i have You're th Only Place stuck in my head! hehe)
4. Realize you're probably not even in Josh's age group and so you're not getting married! (five years isn't that much! lol)
5. Make a web site about Josh to get it out of your system. (Tada! lol)
6. Refrain from strangling any Josh detractors. (that's just crazy talk! everybody loves Josh! don't they?)
7. Limit your Friends of Josh Groban forum explorations to an hour a day (OMJ!! i'd die!)
8. Stop kissing those photos! Yes, you! (sheesh! i'm not THAT pathetic! *looks away guiltily*)
9. As you attempt to sing along in Italian, admit you have no idea what you're saying! If you do, lucky you; you'll need professional help for your affliction (i admit, my Italian sucks! but i have all the translations! lol)
10. When you hear a song, stop imaging how it would sound if Josh sang it. (who!? me!? u DON'T know what yur talkin bout! lol)
11. Refrain from wearing your Fanclub T-shirt everyday...understand that it needs to be washed at some point, no matter how much it calls out your name! (i left it in Vermont! *cries turn to sobs*)
12. Give it up! You're addicted for life! Learn to live with your affliction! (hey! i never said i wanted help! lol)
13. Try to limit your showers with Josh's music to when your family is not home. (u mean my family doesn't wanna hear me sing with Josh in the shower!? *gasps*)
14. One suggestion is keep telling yourself that his looks are only superficial and some day he will be an old wrinkly man. (*sobs turn to full out bawling*)
15. Stop searching on E-bay for tickets to a concert for which you have tickets already. (pfft! i'll look all i want, seeing as how i have no tickets! lol)
15 Steps for the Obsessed Grobanite
1. Limit yourself to playing each CD twice in a row. (they didn't say i couldn't keep switching them! bwahahahaha )
2. Get seats in the back of the concert hall so you're so far away th at Josh is just a dot. That way, you don't feel you are so close but so far as you would if you could actually tell it was him. (haven't been to one yet! *cries*)
3. Play crappy music over and over until Oceano stops repeating in your head 24/7. (ha! i have You're th Only Place stuck in my head! hehe)
4. Realize you're probably not even in Josh's age group and so you're not getting married! (five years isn't that much! lol)
5. Make a web site about Josh to get it out of your system. (Tada! lol)
6. Refrain from strangling any Josh detractors. (that's just crazy talk! everybody loves Josh! don't they?)
7. Limit your Friends of Josh Groban forum explorations to an hour a day (OMJ!! i'd die!)
8. Stop kissing those photos! Yes, you! (sheesh! i'm not THAT pathetic! *looks away guiltily*)
9. As you attempt to sing along in Italian, admit you have no idea what you're saying! If you do, lucky you; you'll need professional help for your affliction (i admit, my Italian sucks! but i have all the translations! lol)
10. When you hear a song, stop imaging how it would sound if Josh sang it. (who!? me!? u DON'T know what yur talkin bout! lol)
11. Refrain from wearing your Fanclub T-shirt everyday...understand that it needs to be washed at some point, no matter how much it calls out your name! (i left it in Vermont! *cries turn to sobs*)
12. Give it up! You're addicted for life! Learn to live with your affliction! (hey! i never said i wanted help! lol)
13. Try to limit your showers with Josh's music to when your family is not home. (u mean my family doesn't wanna hear me sing with Josh in the shower!? *gasps*)
14. One suggestion is keep telling yourself that his looks are only superficial and some day he will be an old wrinkly man. (*sobs turn to full out bawling*)
15. Stop searching on E-bay for tickets to a concert for which you have tickets already. (pfft! i'll look all i want, seeing as how i have no tickets! lol)
